What London Property Rentals Ads Should Really Say…

What you see here is a tiny claustrophobic living space, the kitchen we are talking about is in fact just a microwave with a stove on top of it. The bathroom is probably just big enough to fit a human of average size, if you happen to be over a certain height or weight please be aware that you might have trouble getting in and out of it.  If you are uncomfortable with small spaces, we do not recommend you apply to live here. This studio is best fit for hobbits,trolls,goblins and dwarves..however…humans seem to be our most popular tenants, as they seem to enjoy living in confide spaces, in an overcrowded city that offers a wonderful 50 shades of grey weather all year long. This dirty, tiny and claustrophobic studio apartment can be yours for only a 1,000 pounds a month! Plus, council tax. You could soon be living in your goblin hell hole by spending over half of your earnings on rent!