Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. Watch this instead of “Miracle On 34th Street”
(original or remake). Why? Because fuck all that Santa Claus shit, that’s why.
Santa is part of a long-term social conditioning experiment that went way awry in the
16th Century. Be good and obey, you get free shit. Well, maybe not FREE exactly, my man, but it’s better than asking questions and not getting any shit. And even if you do get some shit, you’re going to have to pay for it. Oh, and don’t trust your friends.
Especially that Santa Claus bastard. Did you know that in Canada, Santa Claus looks exactly
like Donald Sutherland?
Of course in Canada they don’t take detained terror suspects up and down a gravel lined hallway until it turns out the guys doesn’t know jack shit to begin with. (This fucking torture report, man…)